first time stripper kit

new to the strip club?

first time stripper kit

can't pick a strip? don't. one month of each, plus the strips case to carry them in. the case is free with a pack of strips anyway, while quantities last. the kit saves u $19 on top.

$79$98

first order? $10 off at checkout. ships free.

what's in the kit

  • sleep strips

    sleep strips

    with melatonin. lights out, for the nights u need to be unconscious.

    30 strips · $49

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  • saffron strips

    saffron strips

    melatonin-free. the soft way down. calm, not knocked out.

    30 strips · $49

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  • strips case

    strips case

    holds ur strips, cards and cash. not ur cigs.

    $39 · free with a pack of strips. while quantities last.

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the 101

two strips, one case. here's what each one does and when to reach for it.

sleep strips

the og · with melatonin · 30 strips

sleep strips

lights out. one strip, about 10 minutes, and ur done for the night. low dose, so no melatonin hangover.

the active
low-dose melatonin + gaba, l-theanine, 5-htp
the feeling
power down. out in 10.
reach for it
the nights u need it. jet lag, late nights, racing minds
flavour
mint
heads up
contains 5-htp. check with ur doctor if u take antidepressants
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saffron strips

new · melatonin-free · 30 strips

saffron strips

the soft way down. it quiets the mind and lets sleep come on its own. for when melatonin left u groggy or wired.

the active
14mg affron® saffron + apigenin, l-glycine, b6
the feeling
calm, not knocked out
reach for it
every night. it builds with consistency
flavour
strong mint. actual mint.
heads up
give it a few nights before u judge it
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strips case

the accessory · free with a pack of strips. while quantities last.

strips case

a chrome case with a red enamel front, built for ur only good habit.

inside
two spring clips for ur strips, cards, cash and earbuds
on the back
'get the f to bed'
it goes
back pocket, nightstand, purse
why
keeps ur strips flat, fresh and travel-ready
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the math

bought separately
$98
the kit
$79
ur first order
$69
shipping
free

these statements have not been evaluated by the fda. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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why subscribe?

its so simple: never have the panic 'i am almost out moment'. we take care of sleep, u take care of u.

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what’s inside/what are these made of?

low dose melatonin (2mg)

just enough to remind your body what time it is, without wrecking your morning.

gaba(10mg)

helps your body unclench and stop staying on high alert.

l-theanine (15mg)

turns the volume down so your thoughts slow their roll.

5-htp (5mg)

supports a calmer, more balanced mood so bedtime feels less like a mental tug-of-war.

together, they cue your body to power down, not pass out. made in the US. this product is gluten, sugar, dairy, and nut free.

what do they taste like?

taste like mint, duh

why do strips work faster?

pills, powders, and gummies take their time.

sleep strips skip digestion and absorb right in your mouth, which is why they work in about 10 minutes, not 45.

how do i use them?

place one strip on your tongue 10 to 15 minutes before bed.

let it dissolve. travel or schedule reset? up to two or three strips occasionally.

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